What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

What are your thoughts about Hulk Hogan at the Republican National Convention in support of Trump and ripping his shirt off? Did he exaggerate?

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

So they tried

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Scientists make disturbing discovery in analysis of human bodily fluids: 'Further research is required' - Yahoo

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?

Then came..

Still no good.

No way

Common herbal supplement linked to deadly liver disease - Times of India

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Frequent Nightmares Linked to Faster Aging and Premature Death - Gizmodo

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids